Once in graduate school.....

A few years ago when I was a graduate student I shared a small lab with a fabulous British fellow. By about three years into the program, we knew plenty about one another, and he knew I was a dominatrix at heart. One day when we were both working in that ridiculously small lab at our ridiculously plain little stations, he said, "Well I am glad you are vegan because it saves me from having thoughts of you in one of those leather outfits."

I said, "There is always pleather Felix."
Although I suspect he was being dramatic, his head hit the desk a moment later.

For the record, I prefer lace and chain.

Greetings

FQA:

Q: Are your boots vegan?

A: If you are very good, I will let you get down on your knees and find out. ; )